1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"the chemical and show that it is safe for human use. Chemists"

rofl chemistry book

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
my bed

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
heroes

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
7:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:18

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my radio XD

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
ha gardening

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
porn

9. What are you wearing?
skull shirt, plad shorts

10. Did you dream last night?
yes, lol it was pretty raunchy

11. When did you last laugh?
just a minute ago

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
carrie underwood and jessica alba posters XD

13. Seen anything weird lately?
a five year old slap his mom lol

14. What do you think of this quiz?
eh ive taken better

15. What is the last film you saw?
Xmen at mi papis

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a mustang then rihanna to be my sexy maid

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
i am a pretty damn good dancer

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
REINSTATE YUGOSLAVIA!!!!!!!

19. Do you like to dance?
hell yeah

20. George Bush:
great president in my opinion

obama=FAIL

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Claire or Debbie or Jessica

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Travis

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
sure

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
god: tyler, your religeon is the true one
me: athieism?
god: yes
me: but...if youre here then..?
god: yeah youre just overthinking it

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
i would but i have 3 friends lol